“I’m going to go feel my weapon”

“I’m getting drunk homemade pretty lots tonight”

‘I didn’t do computer science at Hertfordshire did I? I did ridiculous gangster subject’

‘Ive been dunking myself in hot water, havn’t I?’

‘Why?”

‘I mean I just had a shower’

‘I am not some kind of cheese sandwich grunger’

Sam Hutching’s response to hearing of someone microwaving bacon; ‘Does she do it all the time? I mean, I microwave cheese sandwiches because it’s different’.

Sam Hutching’s plan for going to bed: ‘I’m going to make a bedtime cup of tea to drink whilst I sleep’

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Sam Hutching’s thoughts on Jermaine Jackson: ‘He was pretty funny’

Sam Hutching’s view on 9/11: ‘That was a really crazy thing’